Breaking!!! Another White House scandal has emerged!!! FAUX News is reporting that President Obama's security staff has 'sent' James Karapetyan 'on a long vacation' so that he cannot sign with San Jose State University.
Tommy Flanagan, formerly of Weekend Update and now a FAUX Oval Office correspondent, is quoted as offering, "Yeah! That's the ticket!"
fansjsu has more to offer about this conspiracy with his comment below.
Was it the President's intent to help Krapetyan go to school at Oregon State, where the President's brother-in-law is the head basketball coach?
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