Friday, May 17, 2013

We have it on good authority

Breaking!!! Another White House scandal has emerged!!! FAUX News is reporting that President Obama's security staff has 'sent' James Karapetyan 'on a long vacation' so that he cannot sign with San Jose State University.

Tommy Flanagan, formerly of Weekend Update and now a FAUX Oval Office correspondent, is quoted as offering, "Yeah! That's the ticket!"

fansjsu has more to offer about this conspiracy with his comment below.

1 comment:

  1. Was it the President's intent to help Krapetyan go to school at Oregon State, where the President's brother-in-law is the head basketball coach?

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